Green,Pink and Green

Interviewer:
Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?

Sardar:
O yah yah ji y not.

My phone rings... GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)

Talaaq

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...

Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife











Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

Sardar

Sardar bete se: Beta shadi k din susral wale bike dy to car mang lena,computr dy to laptop mang lna,dukan dy to ghr mang lena

Beta:larki den to uski mamanglon.

Sardar

Sardar:
Itny saary log Football ko laat kyun maar rahy hain ?

Aadmi:
Gol karne k liye,

Sardar:
Gol hi to hai or kitna gol karen gay

Sardar

Judge:
Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Mei ARahe Ho tumhe Shram Nahi Ati?

Sardar:

Tum Roz Atay Ho,TumKo Ati Hy Kia..?:-

Sardar

Sardar chinese sy: Tum american ho?

Chinese: Nai may chinese ho

Sardar: Nai tum american ho

Chinese guse say: Ha ha may american ho

Sardar: lagty to chinese ho.

Sardar

Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheen Raha tha..

Pilot: Yeh Kia Karahey Ho bewakoof.?

Sardar: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Ganay Tum Sunu.

Sardar

Docter : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Sardar :Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

"Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahin.

Sardar

Aik sardar toilet main gaya. Toilet main likha tha pani ziada istamal karen.

Sardar 3 loty pani pee gia.

Sardar

Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghar Larka pyda hua hy

sardar: wah g wah kya technology hy,

B.V meri hospital mei hy,

aur

Bacha mre ghar pyda hua hy.

Sardar

Sardar Darwazy Pe Bandoq Liye Khara Tha
Wife:
Yahan Qia Khary Ho?
Srdar:
"Shair K Shikar Pe Ja Raha Hoon"
Wife:
To Jao Na
Srdar:
Kaisy Jaon Bahir KUTTA Khra Hy. .

Sadar

Teacher Was Teaching

Mathematical Conversions,

Teacher:-

If

1000 Kgs=Ton

Then,

3000 Kgs=How Much?

Sardar replies:-

Ton! Ton! Ton!

SarDar

SARDAR: Yar kal me bathroom gaya to wahan jin tha

2nd SARDAR: Tmne kya kia?

1st:kuch nhi mene jin se kaha ap kr lo mera to nikal gaya hai shalwar me