Husband

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. "

SMS

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne SMS delete karo gey,

Her mobil se SMS nikle ga.

Naare Missbell

Jeay Sms

(".)/'>))

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DOST

ACHE DOST "HATH" aur "ANKH" ki tarha hotey hain, jab "HATH" ko taqleef hoti hai to "ANKH" roti hai, aur jab "ANKH" roti hai to "HATH" ansoo ponchta hai.

Faraz

Sun k bansuri ki dhun Farzana aisi nachi,
Sun k bansuri ki dhun farzana aisi nachi

Camera man FARAZ k sath
GEO news,
Karachi.

GOD

Every minute "God" blesses u
every hour "God" protects u,
bcoz! every day I pray to "God"
Banda "SWEET" hai zara extra khayal rakhna.

Husband

Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman
The Nomines R
1) Ameen Fahim From The Movie "B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka"
2) Yousuf Raza From The Movie "Hum Tujay Hra Chukay Sanum"
3) Nisar Khoro From The Movie "Ganja Tera Aashiq"
& The Award Goes To
Asif Zardari for The Movie
"Aik Qatil Aik Haseena".

Aqalmand

Buzurgon ny farmaya hy k, "1 aqalmand sy baat krna, 1 mahiny tak kitabe parhny sy behtr hy. . .
To aaj mein free hon jab dil chahy baat kar saktEy hain...

Cigarette

Dr: Tume Maaloom Hai K Cigarette Aik Tarah Say Slow Poison Ka Kaam Karta Hai.
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Patient: To Mujhay Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai..

I.C.U

Beth Kar Mehbooba ki Zulfon K Saye Me aisa josh Aaya,
Wah wah,
Phir.. ?
Abba Ne Dekh Liya Aur
I.C.U
Me Hosh Aaya....

Love

True Meaning of £uv.

If it is bcoz of eyes or hair, its not love its atraction.

If it is bcoz of intelligence about life, its not love, its admiration

If it is bcoz it makes u forget to study n sleep,it's not love its infatuation!

Love is when u don't know, y u r attracted to a person.

Love has its own Reason,n that Reason is Unknown!

Character

USTAANI: agar apna character acha karna ho to apni her ustaani ko maa samjho"
STUDENT: per miss, is se hamare papa ka character khraab ho jaye ga..;->

Butterflies

2 Butterflies were in Love,
one day they decided to play hide n seek,
they fixed a flower and decide that tomarrow one who come first and sit on this flower,
will tell who love the other more. In the morning the male butterfly came very early and waited for the flower to open.
When the flower opened, he was shocked to see that the female butterfly had died inside the flower becoz she was waiting since last night to tell him how much she Loved him..!

Chinese & Pakistani

Chinese & Pakistani Lady became friends:

Chinese :

Mere husband ka chalte chalte intiqal ho gaya,

Pakistani:

Bus Behen,

China ki cheezon ka yehi msla ha

Bell

Ek PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki beLL BaJA Kr bhag jata tha Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pcha Ye Kia Hrkat ha?

PathAn: yE Hm Mis_ bELL Marta he aj receive ho gya.

Naa-Ahl

Naa-Ahl ho gye aakhir dono bhai Faraz !

Na koi shahbaz rha na he ganja Nawaz.

Girl Friend

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhlooq k bare me parhenge..

Is jandar ka nam hai

GIRLFRIEND

Ji haan

GIRLFRND

Ye aksar boyfrnd k saath payi jati hai

Inki pasandida ghiza boyfrnd ka BHEJA hota hai

Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte hue dekha jata hai

Is jandar ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionally blackmail karna hota hai

Girlfrnd k katne par TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa ilaaj hai

Moral-"always keep a distance frm ur Girl frnd.....

Iblees

Iblees

Ne Ik din apnay chelön se kaha

Logon ko

IBADAT

ZIKR

TASBiH

se door rakhne ka khas Nuskha

batao

Chelon nay aik zuban ho ker kaha

Sir

sms free kar den.

Spring SMS

MoSaM Ne Li AnGrAi Or HuM Ne uTaR Di RaZai

MoNg PhaLi Se Hui LaRai

IcE CrEaM Hi GhaR Me Aai

CoFeE Se Mu MoR LiA

CoLd DriNk Se NaTa JoR LiA

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"MUBARIK"