Showing posts with label Friend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friend. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

gadha

Girl's father: "Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare"

Boy: Bus Uncle, isi liye to main use yahan se le jane aya hun.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Value

Friendship is not how long we have being together,
Not how much we have given or received,
Not how many times we have helped each other,
Its how we value each other.

Yaad

Dosti k phool har mousam main khilte hain,
Dosti k badal har mousam main baraste hain,
Hum sms bhejain ya na bhejain,
Par yaad hum aap ko har roz karte hain.

Recharge

Dear customer aapki dosti ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani foran ek pyara sa sms kar k recharge karain.
From: Friendship care center.

Fayda

Hamari dosti ka kitna fayda uthhate ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
Hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
Hamare msg fwd kar K naye naye dost banate ho

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Friend

1st Frnd:BV Se Larai Khatm Hoi?

2nd Frnd:Guthne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi.

1st:Usne Guthne Taik K Kia Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K Charpai K Niche Se Nikal Aao Kuch Nai Kahongi

DOST

Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai

















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Danda hai

Apne sar par maar lo.

Msg karty nahi

Or

Gift chahiye.

DOST

Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De Do Mujhe,

Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do Mujhe,


Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari


Apni Kisi Achi si Dost Ka Number De Do Mujhe.

DOST

ACHE DOST "HATH" aur "ANKH" ki tarha hotey hain, jab "HATH" ko taqleef hoti hai to "ANKH" roti hai, aur jab "ANKH" roti hai to "HATH" ansoo ponchta hai.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Dost

Kaho k hume Apna DOST banao gay

Karo wada k dosti nibhao gay

Matlab ye nahi k roz sMs krna

Bus yad rakhna jb dua k lia hath uthao gay.