Friend

1st Frnd:BV Se Larai Khatm Hoi?

2nd Frnd:Guthne Taik K Mere Pas i Thi.

1st:Usne Guthne Taik K Kia Kaha?

2nd:Yehi K Charpai K Niche Se Nikal Aao Kuch Nai Kahongi

Patient

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.:

Sardar

Sardar bete se: Beta shadi k din susral wale bike dy to car mang lena,computr dy to laptop mang lna,dukan dy to ghr mang lena

Beta:larki den to uski mamanglon.

Pathan

Pathan cycle k break haath mein ley kar naach raha tha.
ek aadmi ney poochha ye kya kar rahey ho? Pathan : oye Khoocha ! Break Dance....

Pathan

Pathan:Station jaane k kitne logay?
Ricksha wala:50
Pathan:20 le lo
Ricksha wala:20 mein kon le k jayga?

Pathan:Tum peeche betho hum le k jayga.

Faraz

Kitni dair se meri Ankhein Num hain ~Faraz~..

Koi to Kameena hai Jo Kaat raha hai Pyaaz!

Sardar

Sardar:
Itny saary log Football ko laat kyun maar rahy hain ?

Aadmi:
Gol karne k liye,

Sardar:
Gol hi to hai or kitna gol karen gay

DOST

Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai

















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Danda hai

Apne sar par maar lo.

Msg karty nahi

Or

Gift chahiye.

Faraz

"Ab kaghzo k dher main kia dondte ho faraz.

Wo jis main teri tasweer

thi us main koi pakorre le gaya"..

Malang

Husband:- Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao.

Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi Hul hota to main malang kyun banta.

Sardar

Judge:
Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Mei ARahe Ho tumhe Shram Nahi Ati?

Sardar:

Tum Roz Atay Ho,TumKo Ati Hy Kia..?:-

Sardar

Sardar chinese sy: Tum american ho?

Chinese: Nai may chinese ho

Sardar: Nai tum american ho

Chinese guse say: Ha ha may american ho

Sardar: lagty to chinese ho.

Pathan

Ek Pathan dokandar se: Ek surf dena" Dokandar: Ye note jahli hai, is mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi hi nai hai"

Pathan: Topi dohne ke liye tu surf maang raha ho:@@

Pathan

Ek Pathan dokandar se: Ek surf dena" Dokandar: Ye note jahli hai, is mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi hi nai hai"

Pathan: Topi dohne ke liye tu surf maang raha ho:@@

Faraz

Kal raat kutta bhonk rha tha"FARAZ"

Waooooo

Waooo

Waoooo

Waooooo

Waooo

Waooo

Waooo

Waooo

Haan bilkul aise hee

Sardar

Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheen Raha tha..

Pilot: Yeh Kia Karahey Ho bewakoof.?

Sardar: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Ganay Tum Sunu.

Pathan

Teacher: "salma sub larkon se baat krti hai"

btao is sentence mai salma kya hai.??

Pathan Students:

sir salma BEGHERAT hey.....

Mareez

Mareez !
Mujhe bhol jane ki bemari hai.

Doctor ! Ap ko ye bemari kab se hai? ?


Mareez ! Konsi bemari......?

Sardar

Docter : Sardar jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Sardar :Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

"Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahin.

Pathan

Ek Din...
Ek pathan ki apne Baap se larrai ho gaei...

Usne baap ki photo Qabrustan me ek Darakht pr laga di
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Uske neeche likh dia..

'CominG SooN